"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them."
— Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
(Source: lamemom, via scartissuethat-i-wishyousaw)
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
(Source: kanyewesticle, via date)
"Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. -Helen Keller"
— TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
if we hate the same people we’re already friends
(Source: ouijasquiji, via contort)
"Wow, what a butthole."
— Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via scartissuethat-i-wishyousaw)
(Source: tehjeff, via scartissuethat-i-wishyousaw)